#10 - Jim Dugger will get a vasectomy
#9 - Simon Cowell will wear something besides a t-shirt
#8 - Michelle Obama will start sewing her own clothes
#7 - Sarah Palin will get out of politics to be a stay-at-home mom
#6 - The Detroit Lions will play in the Super Bowl....and win
#5 - President Obama will finally "find" his birth certificate
#4 - Brett Farve will retire
#3 - Bill & Hillary Clinton will renew their wedding vows
#2 - Pamela Anderson's lips will explode
#1 - And yes, Hell will freeze over
(I used this as my entry for our current Word Joust game, but thought I'd post it here also)
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Hilarious. You know, if they are this freakin' indecisive, they should just do the project since they are already there and ready to do it anyway. So dumb.
Funny!
I know you're extremely frustrated about this, I'm sorry, I hope they decide soon!
NENE - you are wrong - hell already froze over last July. I told all the folks in Monroe (a small town just south of us), in a public meeting where they were complaining at me, that I would maintain the road up the mountain from their town when HELL froze over.
A couple of months later we saw a machine work that crushed rock in roads and helped get them like gravelled roads. We asked for some money from the Region to try it and got it---so we hired this machine and the 10th of July 2009 HELL FROZE OVER---because we maintained the entire road to the top of the mountain. It really came out nice too.
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