Sunday, February 7, 2010


#10 - Jim Dugger will get a vasectomy
#9 - Simon Cowell will wear something besides a t-shirt
#8 - Michelle Obama will start sewing her own clothes
#7 - Sarah Palin will get out of politics to be a stay-at-home mom
#6 - The Detroit Lions will play in the Super Bowl....and win
#5 - President Obama will finally "find" his birth certificate
#4 - Brett Farve will retire
#3 - Bill & Hillary Clinton will renew their wedding vows
#2 - Pamela Anderson's lips will explode
#1 - And yes, Hell will freeze over

(I used this as my entry for our current Word Joust game, but thought I'd post it here also)


Delirious said...


Bullet for Babs said...

Hilarious. You know, if they are this freakin' indecisive, they should just do the project since they are already there and ready to do it anyway. So dumb.

Inklings said...


Amber said...

I know you're extremely frustrated about this, I'm sorry, I hope they decide soon!

Dee Ice Hole said...

NENE - you are wrong - hell already froze over last July. I told all the folks in Monroe (a small town just south of us), in a public meeting where they were complaining at me, that I would maintain the road up the mountain from their town when HELL froze over.

A couple of months later we saw a machine work that crushed rock in roads and helped get them like gravelled roads. We asked for some money from the Region to try it and got it---so we hired this machine and the 10th of July 2009 HELL FROZE OVER---because we maintained the entire road to the top of the mountain. It really came out nice too.