Thursday, February 3, 2011


It's so cold, we had to chop up the piano for firewood, but we only got 2 chords.

It's so cold, if you open the front door of your house, the inside lights will come on.

It's so cold that instead of yelling "Freeze!"  the cops just yell, "As you were!"

It's so cold, the Democrats have their hands in their own pockets....

It's so cold, Bill Clinton thought he was standing next to Hillary...

It's so cold, maybe Hell really is freezing over. 

(PS. This is a picture from a few years ago. :0) )


Delirious said...


I hate to say it, but I will. It's really nice here. :)

Stick said...

Colder than the -40 at our sc hool yesterday morning? -65 with wind chill.

Inklings said...

It's pretty cold here, too. But not as cold as where Stick lives!

Nene said...

Stick, I was writing this about basically the whole US and the freezing temps all over, not just where I live. :0)