Thursday, December 16, 2010

I THINK I'M WATCHING TOO MUCH FOX NEWS

My husband watches Fox News.  All. The. Time.  If we have a movie that has come from Net Flix, he'll watch that.  The rest of the time the tv is on Fox News.  I seriously think it's starting to affect me.  With that in mind.......

Last night I had a weird dream.  I dreamed someone rang my doorbell, and when I went to answer it there was a large group of people standing on my porch.  They told me that because of the recession they were having a hard time, and because I had (in their words) "lots of money" that they were here to come and live with me.  I told them "No!"  I didn't have room for that many people.  They were pushing and trying to force their way into my house.  I finally got the door closed, but they ran around to my other doors and were trying to get in.  I fought and fought them, locking doors and windows.  Finally they got in a patio door that hadn't been locked.  They were laughing and mocking and telling me that NOW they were going to live in my house.  I was telling them "No, no no!"  Finally I stopped.  I knew what to do. I looked at them and said, "Ok, you can live with me, but here's the catch....I'm  a MORMON!!! So if you live with me, then you have to go to my church EVERY SUNDAY!"  They all yelled, "NOOOO!!!" and ran out of my house and ran away. 

Weird, huh?   When I told my husband this morning he said, "I think you're watching too much Fox News."

3 comments:

Inklings said...

Were they some of my kids? :0)

My word verification is WORSER :0)

PsychDoctor said...

awesome...

Twist said...

Sounds like too many relatives come to visit. I'll go to Church with you, though. Honest.