Wednesday, May 18, 2011

THE RAPTURE

The other day I read an article in our local newspaper.  It was about the "Rapture".  Evidently there is a guy who is an atheist and not only does he not believe in God, he also does not believe in the Rapture. But I guess what he does believe in is making money.  He has a business for people who DO believe in the Rapture.  What he advertises is that if YOU are going to be Raptured, what is going to happen to your pets, your livestock and other animals?  Who will feed them?  Who will take care of them?  This is what his business offers.  All you have to do is pay him $250 and he will have someone come to your house within 24 hours and feed and water your animals.  That way, when you are Raptured up to heaven, you will be able to be trouble free, knowing that your animals will be taken care of for as long as you are gone.  What a guy!  Some people think of everything!   Rapture in peace!  :0)

3 comments:

Delirious said...

Ha ha....Maybe he will make some money out of this. :)

Bullet for Babs said...

This is the greatest business idea ever.

Inklings said...

I wonder how they are all feeling today. :0)