My husband watches Fox News. All. The. Time. If we have a movie that has come from Net Flix, he'll watch that. The rest of the time the tv is on Fox News. I seriously think it's starting to affect me. With that in mind.......
Last night I had a weird dream. I dreamed someone rang my doorbell, and when I went to answer it there was a large group of people standing on my porch. They told me that because of the recession they were having a hard time, and because I had (in their words) "lots of money" that they were here to come and live with me. I told them "No!" I didn't have room for that many people. They were pushing and trying to force their way into my house. I finally got the door closed, but they ran around to my other doors and were trying to get in. I fought and fought them, locking doors and windows. Finally they got in a patio door that hadn't been locked. They were laughing and mocking and telling me that NOW they were going to live in my house. I was telling them "No, no no!" Finally I stopped. I knew what to do. I looked at them and said, "Ok, you can live with me, but here's the catch....I'm a MORMON!!! So if you live with me, then you have to go to my church EVERY SUNDAY!" They all yelled, "NOOOO!!!" and ran out of my house and ran away.
Weird, huh? When I told my husband this morning he said, "I think you're watching too much Fox News."
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Were they some of my kids? :0)
My word verification is WORSER :0)
awesome...
Sounds like too many relatives come to visit. I'll go to Church with you, though. Honest.
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